Q. I have only 3 butternuts; I wish to breed them. Can you give me any tips?
We think you really should consult a marriage counselor or clergyman. Far be it from us to come between a man and his butternuts.
[The question is one of four equally interesting questions that arrived recently in the span of about 20 minutes from gentlemen in England, Ireland, and Botswana, but, mysteriously, all bearing the same IP address.]